You know why? Because swimming in the ocean of WTFery is a crapload of fun!. Once you've had the image burned into your brain of Donald Trump beating off to The Rock fighting a Chinese were-water buffalo shifter with punches and blowjobs for the right to be transformed into one of them.well, you may just need some industrial-strength brain bleach.īut HEY! I'm probably going to end up reading past my breaking point. Another quick warning: if you wish to maintain a pleasant image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, best to discontinue reading this one.
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Phoenix Debray took the WTFery and said "Challenge accepted". With lines like “Fuck me like you want to repossess my house” and a scene where the Donald gets surprise buttsex from one half of a rogue hairpiece called Maurice, it is hard to imagine this could get crazier. I really cannot explain how freaking bonkers this was. Yes, that IS a water buffalo dry-humping a toupee in front of the White House. The cover itself should probably have been a red flag. The book that pushed me to the edge, and ran me off the cliff with a bulldozer, was the rather brilliantly titled “President Trump’s Gay Hairpiece and the Revenge of the Were-Water Buffalo” by Phoenix Debray. That breaking point is Donald Trump-inspired erotica. But thanks to the Internet, and the inexplicable fascination that some people have with the bewigged one, I think I may just have found my breaking point. I have read some seriously crazy shit in my time reviewing books – unicorn sheikhs, cuttlefish gangbangs, men rooting extra-wide toasters – and as a result, I thought I had a pretty high threshold for when the shit gets weird.
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However if, like me, you have no shame or filter, read along with the epic level craziness that these books emit! But tha A little warning: if you are offended by sweariness, overt sexytimes, Donald Trump or interspecies action, this probably is not a piece for you to read.
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However if, like me, you have no shame or filter, read along with the epic level craziness that these books emit! I have read some seriously crazy shit in my time reviewing books – unicorn sheikhs, cuttlefish gangbangs, men rooting extra-wide toasters – and as a result, I thought I had a pretty high threshold for when the shit gets weird. If you are sensitive (like the author), you are likely to be grossed out by how turned on you get by how offended you are.moreĪ little warning: if you are offended by sweariness, overt sexytimes, Donald Trump or interspecies action, this probably is not a piece for you to read. Warning: This is a work of satire that is rude, offensive, and vulgar. But nothing can ever be the same after this fateful night of hardcore gay humping. Gay hairpiece Maurice just wants to go back to the way things were, when he was the one feeding the oblivious Trump his best ideas. Trump enlists the aid of reluctant hero-and even more reluctant object of the president’s desire-Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Trump enlists the aid of reluctant hero-and even more reluctant object of the president’s desire-Dwayne “The Ro What happens when Donald Trump is elected president? Aside from the inevitable Trumping of America, the president gets himself abducted by a were-water buffalo hellbent on revenge for the deaths of his were-brothers thanks to Trump’s insatiable appetite for wigs. Then he recorded another video that says “super straight’s official flag: let our voices be heard.” It contains a flag that is black and orange.What happens when Donald Trump is elected president? Aside from the inevitable Trumping of America, the president gets himself abducted by a were-water buffalo hellbent on revenge for the deaths of his were-brothers thanks to Trump’s insatiable appetite for wigs. That’s just my sexuality you know,” he said. And so our burning the flag is a kind of ideological and political gingko biloba - a very necessary medicine for people who have never known, or have known and have forgotten the truth about, the empires crimes and atrocities. He said he wouldn’t date a trans woman because he doesn’t consider them to be real women. Straight men such as myself get called transphobic because I wouldn’t date a trans women,” he said in the video. ‘Yo guys I made a new sexuality now actually.
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However, the video was preserved on Twitter. Part 1 of 2 They done created a WHOLE NEW sexuality on tiktok called SUPER STRAIGHT and made a flag 2 ⬛? #SuperStraight #KyleRoyce #tiktok #tiktokers #tiktokmemes #TheSavageRoom #Savage /RKZolKdY4kĪccording to HITC, the super straight flag trend started with a TikTok video posted by TikTok user Kyle Royce, who has since removed it.